MYSTERY ISLAND POP EROTIC INTERVIEW (2009) by DIE ANNA for MYSTERY ISLAND MAGAZINE
DIE ANNA: First of all, happy birthday, Masuimi Max!
MASUIMI: Thank you!
DIE ANNA: What does the hottest model on planet Earth do for her birthday celebration?
MASUIMI: *blush* Well, it’s April now and I’m still recovering, that is why this interview took so long! So, what did I do for my birthday… I met up with friends at my favorite bar, the Burgundy Room and pretty much drank ALL of the Jager. It seemed like a good idea at the time… Morat says I can’t tell you everything that happened on my birthday.
DIE ANNA: Jager is scary. I would pay a few good Hungarian gold coins to have time traveled with you that night. What was your first modeling job?
MASUIMI: I can’t remember if it was a motorcycle commercial or if my first modeling job was with Collante, a clothing company that made clubwear and bikinis.
DIE ANNA: Maybe our Secret Society research department can find it for you, darling. You’ve brought many talents (or were born with) to your modeling that spice up an already super spicy career: double-jointedness, fire-eating, karate, a love for guns, and awesome costumes ...
What’s the one talent you don’t have but wish you did?
MASUIMI: I had to think about that one for a while… I was going to say fly, but I’m afraid of heights, so I’d have to say being a hypnotist! Like the guy in Little Britain, “Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, you’re under!”
DIE ANNA: Yesyes, cobra power is good for you.
Your favorite double-jointed sex position?
MASUIMI: That’s rather a personal question, isn’t it? LOL! Would you like to come over and find out? ;-)
DIE ANNA: To repeat, yesyes.
How/where did you learn to eat fire? It’s really a beautiful thing to do.
MASUIMI: Why thank you! I started stripping in Vegas when I was 18 and my first week there made an impression, LOL. I had a mohawk and piercings, which wasn’t allowed at the club I was working at so I tried to put lipstick on my lipring and wore a really bad blonde wig my first night. I didn’t know how to dance or strip in a sexy way, I kept wiggling around on stage until my wig fell off! I was mortified, it landed on the club manager’s foot! I left the stage thinking I should leave, but the manager came back to the dressing room and told me Drew Barrymore wanted a dance, and wanted to wear my wig! Like I said, I made an impression! Well, the club had a dance troupe that performed there every weekend and they took notice of me. The head of the troupe asked if I would be interested in being a featured performer. I said sure! Then they told me what I would be doing … and I was terrified of fire then, but I was still intrigued and I like confronting my fears (well some of them anyway). So I was taught the basics of fire-eating and they choreographed my first ever fire show!
DIE ANNA: Awesome. What type of karate are you a student of and why?
MASUIMI: As a child I was always excited by martial arts scenes in movies and I would pretend I was an action figure and that I knew how to do all those fancy moves. I wasn’t allowed to take any classes but that didn’t stop me. As soon as I was old enough to get a job I took Kenpo karate. I actually wanted to take kickboxing but there wasn’t a gym near where I lived so I took karate instead. My father eventually found out and made me stop at purple belt. Many years later, I moved to Texas and started taking kickboxing at the Lion’s Den in Dallas. I had to stop for a while after a motorcycle accident injured my knee. Nowadays I’m interested in yoga and pilates, but I can still kick ass! ;-)
DIE ANNA: Yes, you seem very stretchy. Your favorite gun (and why)?
MASUIMI: 50 caliber Desert Eagle, because it’s fucking sweet, just look at one!
Masuimi is a true warrior woman. She gets all our respect.
DIE ANNA: Your portrayal of Vampira for Coffin Case is magnificent. We know you’ve heard that already, but it’s true. Any future plans for Masuimi/Vampira?
Thank you! I really loved working on that project.. I don't know how to answer this question because she sadly passed away.
DIE ANNA: Very sad. Our Bradley wrote an article about her on Mystery Island. We love Maila very much. Any other characters/people you would like to portray?
MASUIMI: Yes, but I’m not telling! It’s best not to give your ideas away in an interview! :-P
DIE ANNA: Okay then, tell us … about the love of your life:
MASUIMI: He’s my best friend and he's hung like a donkey.
DIE ANNA: And he can take the good pictures, darling. :>
What’s one of the spiciest things that has happened at one of your shows?
MASUIMI: I don’t know if this counts… I dragged my friend Elizabeth onto stage at the end of one of my shows and put a cupcake where the sun don’t shine… it was her birthday and she liked it!
DIE ANNA: Sweet… are girls or boys better kissers?
MASUIMI: I’m not sure, I haven’t tried everyone.
DIE ANNA: Soon darling, patience. Tell us about iamtrouble.com, your new line of make-up, and other projects you’re working on:
MASUIMI: I have lots of exciting projects I’m working on but I can’t talk about them just yet. But I can tell you about I Am Trouble Cosmetics, my new line of make-up! This is animal friendly, cruelty free, high quality make-up for eyes, cheeks, and lips. You’ll find everything you’ll need to create the perfect pinup pout or smoky eye look and it’s available exclusively at PinupGirlClothing.com. Coming soon: Palette selections and “Get the Look” Tutorials!
My website is the greatest thing ever! [Editor’s note: It really is an awesome website]. Well, I think so, but I’m supposed to! Let’s see, iamtrouble.com consists of a member’s area, message board and a free tour. The members area has over 35,000 photos and a bunch of other “good stuff.” I work on my site a lot. I’m always updating with new photo sets and changing the design. I am working on a new feature for the member’s area, but I don’t want to spill the beans just yet!
DIE ANNA: If we created a superhero (or villainess) inspired by Masuimi Max—what powers would she have?
MASUIMI: Everything Dr. Who has. If you don’t know who he is, I don’t want to talk to you anymore. ;-)
Thank you so much!
*kisses*
DIE ANNA: Many kisses in return, and thank you for time traveling with "Hourglass" aka "Die Anna" and MYSTERY ISLAND!
Doesn’t Dr. Who have an umbrella… :)
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“Masuimi Max Interview" by Die Anna. Edited by Lucy Hell. Formatted by Bradley Mason Hamlin.
© 2009 by Mystery Island Publications. Published: 04.09.09.
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